Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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