R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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