plz talk dirty to me
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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