windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Randomize
