Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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