I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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