Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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