you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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