Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I have post one night stand depression
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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