i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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