This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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