Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
no you cant smoke seaweed
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
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