Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Mom said you looked used
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize