we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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