the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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