hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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