Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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