Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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