We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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