you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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