oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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