I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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