as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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