The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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