And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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