some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Threesome in a minivan. New low
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
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