You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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