Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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