i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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