come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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