at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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