Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
It was confusing and full of hummus
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
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