if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Randomize
