Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
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