Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
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