i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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