D3 body, D1 cock
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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