she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Randomize
