UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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