btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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