I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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