I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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