Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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