I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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