Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
so that wasnt chicken after all
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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