i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize
