If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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