she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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