dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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