Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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