I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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