All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
There's even glitter on my cock...
the raccoons are back...
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