Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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