He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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