In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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