Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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