Having a random hookup so left but love u
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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