Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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