I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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